(Here we go)

Welcome to the station

So here's the situation

Let me tell you how it all goes down

The girl you been about, you come to find out

That she's the biggest ho around

Can we take it to the bridge

And skip the part about the fridge

Where she keeps a cold heart by a stale PopTart

Now the brothers that she fucked are piled in a truck

And with a little luck

You can get your feet back on the ground



Why do I get it

Give her credit

When I let it

I let it get the best of me

It's killing me

I'm the epitome of every bit of me

So I'm better off alone



You got a shitty boyfriend

Who only answers people

With the words from an Everlast song

You got screwed in the end

When he said you're just friend

And then you wonder what you're doin' wrong

What you're sayin in the morning at the coffee shop

Pourin' out your caffeinated heart, please don't let me start

'Cause he's at home on the couch

Readin' porno like a slouch

In your really fresh house on Hollywood Boulevard



(Chorus)



You've got to swallow your pride

Before you swallow that drink

And you follow the lines on the floor to the sink

And you crawl down the drain and you sit

And you think about everything that went wrong



(Chorus 2x)